Unapproachable

This morning I caught the local radio DJ's talking about "what makes a girl unapproachable".  At first I was very agreeable with the traits these men were coming up with; bad body odor, bad breath, old chipped manicure.... etc... But it kept going on and on and on; too loud, too many guys around her; too many girls around her; too quiet; too loud. The "wall-flower" is a geek.  The "Socialite" is too intimidating.  The girl with the beer gut has a bigger one than anyone else.  That one girl with the expensive purse seems like she is too good for everyone else. BLAH DE FUCKING BLAH BLAH BLAH.  It was just a laundry list of flaws/ personality traits that EVERYONE has.  And I was listening intently cause I was trying to figure out why I am still so severely single, and I was trying to find a way to "improve" myself.  But I can't improve myself by these ridiculous standards, because if I have flaws and traits that you can always turn into excuse not to approach me, and if I'm perfect, I'm too good for you, you're too pussy to approach me.  So here is how its gonna work; I'm going to go to the bar, chipped manicure and all, if you want to approach me, be a man and do it. Who gives a fuck who I am with. Stop making excuses and fucking say hi.  I am going to be me, flaws included. My manicure may not be perfect, I may not be able to shower after work.  I have a lot of guy friends, and most of my girlfriends are not single so chances are, I'm going out with the guys, and they're bringing me out cause, well, I'm fucking cool like that.  I may act quiet some nights cause i don't speak when i have nothing to say, and I may be loud some nights because when I have something to say, I say it loud.  I think that maybe you should stop telling us ladies how we should and shouldn't be, make up your childish fucking minds and decide what it is you want. just sayin.